The Stuff Your Stockings Blog Hop

HO HO HO! Welcome to the next stop on the The Stuff Your Stockings Blog Hop! I hope you’ve had a blast on the tour so far. For fun I’ve decided to share some funny things I found about Christmas over at this blog. What’s Christmas if you can’t have some serious laughs! If you’ve fallen off the tour return here to get back on! Enjoy!


A Christmas tree is always erect.

Even small ones give satisfaction.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

A Christmas tree always looks good – even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

A Christmas tree has cute balls.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its ‘sell by’ date.

You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.


I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk, sister!

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk, sister!

Some of my best toys run on batteries… <wink wink>

I see you when you’re sleeping – and you don’t wear any underwear, do you?

Screw the “nice” list — I’ve got you on my “nice AND naughty” list!

Wanna join the “Mile High” club?

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I’m just glad to see you!


15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.

14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.

13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that’s the problem!

12. Employs little people in a sweatshop and co-hosts TV talk show, “Regis and Santa Lee.”

11. Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still* insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve.

10. “Mrs. Claus” wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a ’68 El Camino.

9. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.

8. Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.

7. Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention.

6. Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.

5. Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize a pantsuit like that!

4. No guy would ever name his animals Dancer and Prancer.

3. Santa never, ever observed peeing off of rooftops.

2. The North Pole Blockbuster’s been out of “The Horse Whisperer” for weeks.

1. With the way they build chimneys these days you’d *have* to be Calista friggin’ Flockhart just to get in!

I hope you laughed as much as I did! If you’re looking for a  BDSM story to keep you warm on those cold nights, leave a comment with your email address to be entered to win a copy of ALL SHE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS IS HER DOM! Don’t forget to come find me on Facebook and Twitter. I love to chat!

Madame Eve’s 1NightStand service has brought together Blake and Taryn on a cold Christmas Eve at the Castillo Lodge. The two will set out on an adventure of pain and pleasure surrounded by Alaskan snow-capped mountains and nestled in a warm country lodge. But as the night develops, Taryn discovers it’s not Christmas presents that will surprise her but instead the very man who mastered her through a night of intense BDSM.

WARNING- This book contains explicit sexual situations, graphic language, and material that some readers may find objectionable: INTENSE BDSM theme and elements.



  1. Jewel says

    If this is international, please enter me in this contest. I love BDSM books & I really want to read this. The blurb sounds awesome.

    Thanks for the chance. 🙂

  2. Joanne B. says

    Thanks for the blog hop. Those things about Christmas were hysterical.


  3. says

    cky15: starting to love this blog hopping.
    Great giveaways will make my christmas
    great if I win but if not I get to add new
    authors to my list.

  4. June M. says

    I would love to win a copy of this! It is already on my wishlist anyway! Thank you for the chance & have a safe and wonderful Christmas!
    June M.
    manning_j2004 at yahoo dot com

  5. StacieD says

    LOL!! Too funny. I would love to win All She Wants For Christmas is Her Dom.

    I follow on Twitter as @GeishasMom73

    Thanks for the giveaway!

  6. tammy ramey says

    Hi Stacey,
    thank you for the chance at such a great giveaway.
    i love the 1Nstand series and this one looks like a great book. i am following on twitter under the name @wyndwhisper. I hope you and your family have a
    very Happy Holiday Season.

  7. Cathy m says

    The best laugh of the day, Stacey, thanks for sharing those lists with us.

    Happy Holidays

    caity_mack at yahoo dot com

  8. SarahM says

    LOL! Very funny 🙂 Definitely count me in for the giveaway. Merry Christmas!

    smaccall AT

  9. latishajean says

    What a great giveaway and fun blog hop Thank you very much! I would love to read this book sounds great!
    Happy Holidays to you!

  10. Shadow says

    Thank you for the wonderful giveaway! Your book sounds awesome! Thank you! Happy holidays!
    fb- shadow kohler
    twitter- LuvToRead09

  11. Anne R says

    Love the pick up lines..those are hilarious!

    Thanks for the great giveaway.

    Twitter & FB-annereeths

    areeths at new dot rr dot com

  12. says

    I REALLY want to add this to my 30 bdsm reading book challenge! 🙂

    Thank you participating in this.
    Happy Holidays!
    mamaelk1113 at gmail dot com
    MAMAELK1113 Twitter
    GFC Mamaelk
    FB sonia remo ait

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